
As a traditionalist when it comes to most things regarding 'r Stillers, I was shocked to learn the team would be adding an "official" mascot to their roster in this, their 75th anniversary season.
"Why now?" was the immediate question that came to mind.
But I'll tell you... the answer becomes obvious whenever you see
the faces of children (let's say 10 and under) lighting up when the unfortunately named "Steely McBeam" walks by.
The mascot is for them. Not you. Not me. Not for any of us old fogies...
Steely was created for the next few generations of Steeler fans.
They will have plenty of time to learn to b*tch about terrible play calls and blown 3rd down coverages, etc., but being a Stiller fan also means knowing how to have fun.
As long as he (meaning, the dude inside the suit as well as the chisel-chinned, near-unibrowed icon) avoids being arrested, I'll support his right to be a part of the celebration at Heinz Field on game days and at every other local event ol' Steely attends.
Next time you see Steely, offer him an Iron City. See what he says. You'll be surprised to find yourself smiling from ear-to-ear no matter his response.
Some readers may even remember another mascot in the team's not too distant past?
Stevie Steeler strode the sidelines in the 80's and 90's... talk about unfortunate? Stevie was an NFL Properties design, inspired by the Cabbage Patch craze of that era. So, as you can see if you click the link above, he was actually more truly cast in the form of the typical Stiller fans of his day (a little gray and pot-bellied!).
Bottom line: Let's give Steely some time to make a positive impression on youngsters before we run him ahta tahn!